Hello, my name is Ned. I run a place called "The Pie Hole." Our sign has been defaced
by the candy store owners that just moved in nearby, and they sent over a health inspector that closed us down temporarily, but I'd rather not retaliate, even though Olive and Chuck are set on the idea. You just let your emotions get away from you and everything falls apart when you retaliate. I'm not a retaliator.

Anyway, when we get up and running again (which we will), we also deliver pies anywhere, for any occasion. So feel free to drop by for a visit or place an order if you've got a pie craving. :)